Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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