He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just had sex on a roof
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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