Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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