I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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