did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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