Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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