I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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