Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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