I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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