So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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