return my video game
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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