The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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