I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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