hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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