i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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