Small penises have feelings too.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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