No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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