So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
