i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
