he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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