What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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