And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I need to sanitize my soul.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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