question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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