well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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