Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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