I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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