i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Fuck appropriateness.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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