We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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