Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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