Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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