as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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