its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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