It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
ok first of all what the fuck
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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