I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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