I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize