it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
