She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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