I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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