yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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