Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Let's paint friendship bongs
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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