I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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