Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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