Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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