we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Also, beer. Big fan.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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