Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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