Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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