i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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