margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
we made out on top of his cat.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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