I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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