this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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