How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
