Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I AM VODKA MAN
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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