Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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