HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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