Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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