Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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