your thong is hanging out like whoa
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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